Greetings & Salutations Fellow Monkey Warriors & Revolutionaries!

            I have been given a lot of flack for giving out a recipe for Wheat Paste on the website. So I thought that since I get emails from those of you out there asking for the recipe that it would be a really good time to pass it along to you once again. Perhaps using this method of communication will disseminate it even more thoroughly; who knows? Regardless here it is one more time for those of you who have been curious concerning it and its various ingredients and possible usages.

Wheat Paste!

Prepare 1 cup (2.4 dl) of very hot water. Make a thin mixture of 3 tablespoons (45 ml) of white flour and cold water. Pour the cold mixture slowly into the hot water while stirring constantly. I cannot emphasize the importance of stirring enough. Yes, it is tiring, but don't stop. Bring to a boil. When it thickens, allow to cool. Smear on like any other glue. For slightly better strength, add 1 tablespoon (15 ml) of sugar after the glue is thickened. After using a portion, reheat the remaining in a covered jar or container to sterilize it for storage or keep refrigerated. If wheat flour is not available, other flours will work. Wheat paste is the best way to put up posters. If you have a message that you don't want taken down, wheat paste it!!! It may take you a few tries to get just the right mixture, but once you do, it is rumored to be way better than Super Glue. A note concerning wheat paste: Wheat paste is an environmentally friendly product. It does not contain petroleum products, harmful chemicals or carcinogenic materials. It may be used by anyone so inclined with few if any side effects. Wheat paste is rumored to be an extremely potent and long lasting glue like substance that will decompose naturally leaving behind no harmful bi-products. Those who would argue that wheat paste is “permanent” do not recall kindergarten and the fact that “hot water” is all that is needed to remove it or dilute it. In fact any water will serve the same purpose, but hot works better. But let me stress in no uncertain terms that we do not condone the violation of any laws that might infringe upon the placement of posters upon any surface. As there have been many calls for my head as a result of the actions by those of you out there who are placing posters upon surfaces that are not allowed I must state publicly that I do not condone such activities and cannot be held responsible for the actions of others even if I did condone them. Therefore I caution those brave monkey warriors who lope through darkened streets with steaming buckets of glitter glue to be cautious, aware and responsible for their own actions. Adding 1/2 bottle of Elmer's Glue per every gallon of hot water increases the strength, and durability of the wheat paste, or so we have heard. We suggest adding just a touch of glitter to give the posters that special glint of FREEDOM.

            That now brings us to a newer request. It would seem that some fellow monkey warriors besieged the local port here in Olympia recently. My roommate was amongst those pepper sprayed and hauled away to face charges. This morning as we were discussing the matter and looking at the news paper article we decided to help those of you out therewho may be looking for something new. See the recipe below.

PORT PROTEST STORY

I would also like to offer some ideas on ways to combat the pepper spray issue. Now of course I would NEVER condone breaking any laws of any nature but merely offer the following suggestions as a means of reaching a dialogue and furthering unity within the “Movement”. Awhile back I was sent a message that contained what was called “Uncle Billie’s Stank Bomb” now I must warn that our experiments with this substance have proven that Uncle Billie was definitely onto something. We have called it “Mother of ALL Stanks” but feel free to use whatever name you desire for it. If one was to spray this substance it would take a good amount of pressure or a really well strained version of it placed in something like a super soaker say for instance. Of course we are in no way condoning doing so we are merely speculating as to the means needed to spray such a substance not giving suggestions on how to do so. If anyone has another method or similar recipes please feel free to send them along to us. We are compiling a book of sorts for like minded individuals who collect such recipes for novelty purposes only, of course.

Uncle Billie’s Stank Bomb!

3Cups-Lynseed Oil

2 Cups-Fish Emulsion

1 Dozen Eggs Hard Boiled & Shelled

Save shells and soak for 1-2 weeks for maximum stank potential to be released. Mix and shake vigorously with oil & fish emulsion then let it stand for 3-7 days longer before uncapping and enjoying the springtime freshness of its odiferous aroma.

Again if anyone out there has a favorite recipe that they would like to share feel free to send it along and we’ll see if we can not get it added to that book like project that is slowly growing into something that us more practically minded folks will find thought provoking and rewarding reading in the times to come. Think
Steal This Book” combined with “The Anarchist Cookbook” and you are onto the right idea of what we are putting together.

Thank you everyone for all the support without you this would never have gotten off the ground or lasted nearly as long as it has. Remember we are all in this together.

TH